Received email reminder regarding sexual harassment training renewal for university.
Potential punishment: they will notify the chair of the department.
The chair is a notorious sexual harasser who left his wife because he was sleeping with his postdoc.
Do I care if I am non-compliant????!!! They don't care if I am harassed!
Have lots of evil ideas about this. Mostly hoping something heavy will fall on this guy, a la Bugs Bunny episode, and they will be distracted by that.
Cue the anvil chorus episode.