who's going to hell today?

anonymous peer reviewers, administrators
Circle I Limbo

Elsevier, Faculty of 1000
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Microsoft
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

educational testing service (ETS) in princeton, NJ
Circle IV Rolling Weights

sexist pricks, homophobes
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

CNN, Creationists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

anti-abortionists, evangelists
Circle VII Burning Sands

The Pope
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

racists, George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell