Well, I could look for industry jobs online. And decide they all look like they're concentrated in ~ 3 cities, and none of which look like fun.
Then I could read this post about this post.
And then I could remember why I'm not applying for faculty positions.
Next on the list? Maybe a visit to the campus coffee place?
One of these days, I swear, I'm just going to start walking and never come back. Forrest Gump style.